| I never said, "Thou shalt not think." |
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| —God |
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| Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while. |
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| —God |
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| I don't care who started it. Just stop it. |
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| —God |
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| If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. |
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| —God |
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| You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all grounded. |
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| —God |
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| Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. |
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| —God |
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| E=mc². Yeah, that's one of mine. |
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| —God |
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| You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one. |
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| —God |
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| Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? |
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| —God |
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| I don't blame video games when my children start shooting each other. |
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| —God |
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| Stop smirking, America. I'm talking to you, too. |
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| —God |
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| www.SaysGod.com |
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| —just the URL |
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